"Let me put it this way: if Tom Cruise jumping on Oprah's couch was an 8 on the scale of scary, this is a 10."

i have to agree. check out tom cruise on scientology. this is a convenient follow-up to the conversation on scientology last night (thanks zack!). go check out your local chapter, make up a name, fill out the questionaire and enjoy the consultation. and how does that place on guadalupe afford the rent? they must have signed a lifetime lease.