the cost of babysitting a neurotic dog. she had only been there 3 hours. i got home from work to 2 messes on the floor.

parents and pet owners are funny. they never think their baby is capable of evil. i now have pictoral proof that they are.
the last time i babysat a neurotic dog, it destroyed hundreds of dollars of landscaping at the cave, chased the cats, barked nonstop, scratched the bamboo floors and kept me up all night. so by comparison, this was pretty tame.
both dogs came with user instructions along the lines of: oh, she's so sweet. you won't have any problems at all. she's so easy/well-behaved.
clearly.